You've gotta' dance like there's
nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt.
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth."
(And speak from the heart to be
heard.)
See You
Next
Year!
Dev &
Tom
My Wish For
You...
To give our families the best we
can, we do
our best and when Christmas comes, The
wondrous smile of a child, or a warm hug
from a loved one, makes it all worth
while.
Blessings,
Gilly &
Family
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* 1 or 2 qts. of rum
* 1 cup butter
* 1/8 tsp. sugar
* 2 large eggs
* 1 cup dried fruit
* baking powder
* 1 tsp. baking soda
* lemon juice
* brown sugar
* nuts
Directions:
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